Seat of My Pants – (HeadCase song #1) -30/12/2010

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After being car-doored off my bike and into emergency the other day, Kim Lajoie and I have decided to mark the occasion by giving you a sneak preview of the musical project we’ve been working on for the last few months (which we’re tentatively calling HeadCase). One of our first completed songs is about cycling.

Click the link below to hear it:

Seat Of My Pants

shake
drop
jack
knife

switch blade
double back
switch back-back road
back burning turns styles
downhill thrill seek free for all
free style
a cross country off-roading rough customer
tough-crowding
my
personal
space

outer space
inner piecing it together
hold on hold on

drift
bank
break
shift the weight
take the fall
all you got

and pedal

damn you to hell
but just keep pedalling

keep on
keep pedalling
pedalling
pedalling

out of my way

sweat stained
ash-felt
bike lanes
car doors
breaks squeal
two wheels versus four
in urban wars
chain grease
bared teeth

swears blue sees red
red lights straight through
no stopping
no helmet fine
cops
give
no bell prizes
but can’t

catch

you no fuel
no rules
sweat venting road raging

out of my way
out of my way
get the fuck out of my way

damn you to hell


and I keep on pedalling.

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This song is dedicated to every suburban aussie meat head piss-up collar-popping moron with a bad hair cut who hangs out of his car door yelling at us ‘oi why don’t you get a car mate'. This is for every taxi who doesn’t indicate or check their mirrors, for every idiot pedestrian on Swanston street who just walks out onto the road without looking.

For every commuter who can’t think their way out of the eight lane parking lot you turn the Eastern freeway into each morning, keeping yourself in debt while polluting the planet and sitting on your fat arse. Nice work.

This song is dedicated to the cyclists amongst us in this city who don’t take shit, who keep on pedalling. Who bunk this corrupt system by running red lights and refusing to acknowledge a system that doesn’t recognise, respect or protect their rights as vehicles on the road.

Motorist, I’m tired of asking you to look out for me (as above). So I don’t need your respect anymore, just your fear.

--

HeadCase is a project combining elements of poetry with a middle eastern and metal music flavour. It will decidedly more aggressive and dark than my poetry typically is.

Thank you Kim for letting put up this sneak peak, it’s nice to let people know what we’ve been building in there for the last 6 months. For info on Kim's other musical projects, check out:

http://obsessive-music.com/


Stand by for more news on HeadCase (or whatever we end up calling it) in mid 2011.

-Peace

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The After Life -03/12/2010

(co-written with Steve Smart)

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After...

about three hours sleep...

after their microphones were taken off them...

...in front of the crowd

after painting nails for a dollar
vainly attempting to draw attention to their CDs
and books –

...step right up and take a look!

make us an offer...

...we can’t refuse!

after saying
'why didn’t we make T shirts
or stickers

or badges?'

...we DO need stinking badges!

after counting the amount of beret-wearers in the audience...

...and running out of fingers

after making the mistake
of using up the entire bar tab

-before-

going on stage




after the money ran out,



the goodwill abused...

...and the faith shattered

after turning the word ‘fuckhead’



into a verb
an adjective...

...and a life philosophy

after small town disbelief that Cold Chisel wrote poems



after talking philosophy with some very drunk teenagers at the Hungry Jacks drive through in...

...uh, whatever town that was

missing the last ferry
sleeping on the jetty




waiting for the first train
sleeping on the platform

after getting lost on the way back to Lismore





driving the uninsured rental car all night watching that windscreen crack get bigger and bigger

and bigger


after spending all year on and off the road...

..."living off dead air and empty applause"

after having been

.

.

(there)

to see the best

and worst,

performance poets in Australia





after Randall lost the map
after Steve thought he had the map
after Randall apparently last had the map

(...which was before Steve had the map)

after the fact
when no one would believe them...

...even if they were telling the truth,

and after visiting Wagga Wagga...

coming home south screaming bloodless curses

after the spotlight drops...

...walk away long enough to breathe

home air

...into these road worn tyres






and

in the aftermath...

...you realise

how caught up in this...

...you've become

(only being yourself on a stage)

two friends...

...with nothing else to do




but keep writing



waiting for it all to start again...

(and again)

it never ends,














the starting again.





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Steve Smart and I performed this a duet, the closing poem for Smarty and Randall Are Taking You For A Ride earlier this month.






-Peace







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Pathetic Male Fantasy #11,196

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I want to see her polite smile drop
like groceries
through the bottom of a wet paper bag

her self portrait stretched so tight
the canvas tension
covers the room
covers her mouth
when she happens to laugh
never uses words like: retard

she's postured like a lamp post
as polite as an offered coat
a held open door
her hair neat
back straight
legs crossed

and I don't believe
even one little bit of it

because I saw
where I wasn't supposed to
a flow of brushstrokes
swirling in the slightest of smirks
cheeky
eyes darting fire like mice
to another corner
the edges of this canvas
where the staples strain
for satiation against the frame

She has an appetite for more colours
a whole other spectrum denied
under the layers of paint she's applied
I want to scrape them back
get out my trowel
and move it under her vowels
to hear less perfection
in her deliberate inflection

remove some of those
excess layers
peel back past dried pigments
get at those parts cracked

help her
rend-her
another picture
sketchy and textured
blotches and blurs
excess' dripping down her canvas face
uncomposed and untastefully framed

an image not an image
of her at all
she comes off the wall
where you can hear her groan
burp with a reverb
swear like a fucken sailor
sense her getting shitty
smell her stale and gritty
feel the fuzz of bodyhair
salty, sweaty and where
you can hear her use the word


cunt


like she knows how to use it

because
beneath her painted state
beyond the beautiful
pallid and composed
she's all baroque
and I know
she knows



how to use that word.




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This had an alternative title: Portrayal. It had that title over the other right until the point I was actually typing this bit now, when I just finally bit the bullet and swapped them. The 'male fanstasy' title is of course more honest, and better packages the product, although probably won't win me any friends on either side of the gender line. What can I say? You got me.

I should grow up, but we all know I won't.

Incidentally, the number 11,196 is today the number of days I've been alive. Groovy

-25/12/2010






-Peace






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Christmas Presence -25/12/2010 (+a gift for you!)

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(Christmas 2009)


so
it's like the fourth one of these
she hasn't been

here

but this year
since all other couples present
were arguing away incessant
my fifth wheel routine
didn't feel so bad
no
scratch that
it didn't feel so bad
because it's just not that bad
for this old hand
because the affection I need
is still there in family

if most days
the man in the mirror looks and can't place my face
forgets his real name
can't think without a drink in his hand
can't speak without a stage on which to stand
well I can
on this day
still and always
find my way back to belonging
where there is love
and home

and you know
religious festivites don't mean much
to an aethistic nhilistic cataclysmic
mysojyinstic simplistic
limp dick prick
like me
except for the time
I get to spend with my family

this year sees a new head at the table
seven months old
hair thinner than my fathers
voice louder than mine
eyes sharper than any
though all you have to do
to make her smile
is smile back

hope she never grows out of that



and I hope I never do either.




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So the affore mentioned gift? Well it's a little last minute, but I have a few for you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znIXyFh6dsI&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA8hzUDXvtk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xr14JC9GDBk



It's the though that counts. Hope you like them.

Merry Christmas




-Peace





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How You Play The Game (re-edit) -24/12/2010

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she seems interested

coming up to you at the bar
with an invitation
to play pool

doesn't care
when you tell her
you’re not great
at pool

she says
that’s fine
smiling
she’s happy
just to play

and so are you
and the game begins
and you like this game
and she likes this game

then
somehow
you have potted
three balls in a row

a fluke

more surprised than she
you try to explain
you’ve never done that
before
you aren't trying
to play
competitively

you were
just playing
like she said

your apologetic success
leaves her
unimpressed

after that game
she says
come find her again
maybe a bit later
back at the bar
she is going
to first play another round
with a friend

now
you are waiting
back at the bar

you have been waiting there
for a while
all the while
knowing
you will never
play a round of pool
so well


ever again



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-Peace





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Mr $ v Little Girl With A Big Pen (interview) -23/12/2010

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Samantha Van Zweden, one of the up and coming stars of the poetry slam scene, recently included an interview with me in her blog: Little Girl With A Big Pen.

We talked about writing, performance poetry, the state of the scene in Melbourne, the upcoming NZ tour, and the 9 second poets' grace.

Might be a bit more Randall than you can handle, (or stomach) but hey if you're reading this anyway...

A Very Energetic, Well Expressed, Quotable Guy Gets Interviewed. Here.

(What? Hey don't look at me like that, I didn't name the link).




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Sam van Zweden is a writer, journalist, ranter, songstress, reader, student, critic.
She has boxes full of notebooks full of her chronologies. Desperate attempts to keep things in place, to catch time and put it away. That is not what this blog is.
“Little Girl With A Big Pen” is a way to share stories and poems, but also the things that inspire and excite. It’s that impulse to capture things again, only less indulgent.
Melbourne’s literature scene is alive and kicking, and this blog follows Sam’s stumbling around that labyrinthine dream.


http://littlegirlwithabigpen.wordpress.com/




Thanks again for your interest Sam!






-Peace






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The Smirk You Left There -19/12/2010

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When you,

have looked
into the eyes of a man
whose been sent
to get clean needles
for his girlfriend's junk habit

then,

I will talk to you




about love







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-Peace
















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Speaking Terms -19/12/2010

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its all bull
and it's all china shops

it's tugging hard
on your own hair
to pull yourself
out of the swamp

it's a lack of better judgement
and jokes that can't be taken

it's always
them same old mistakes
and all-ways you take
lead back into rage

the hell you say
all a bit much
and it's more than enough
to make hands mash
against walls
right where you left them

it's a river cried
after the bed went dry
to drown out reasons
in a flood of feeling

it's like
pressure cooking
boiling over
the gas you left on
and now the gloves are off

come off it
just drop it
can't stop it

it's easier said than...

done blown off your toes
waving weapons around wildly
now limping around
but don't you
fucken tell me to calm down
who asked you anyway

too late
fucks sake
out my face
with that

that,
that,
that keeps happening

so fast
flew past
signs
keep missing
the turn offs
and it just...


can't be helped


swinging from the fences
constantly on the offensive
unrelenting
unrepentant

representing
your own worst enemy
saying can't we just be friends

it's all adding up

it's like alotta time
keeping your own company
when you fellas
haven't been getting on


for quite a while.





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-Peace









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Status -19/12/2010

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we pedal dance over puddles
rolling red through
light
as the breeze
carrying us home together

the quiet-
forgiveness

the exercise-
sacrament

the movement-

Grave Yard Shift (redux) -03/12/2010

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I quit my day job.

The decision was made
with all the clichés
against good advice
and better judgment
throwing a career away
going to be a rock star poet
and it’s a long way to the top,
if you want earn even a tenth
of what you’d get on the dole.

I quit my day job
but kinda cheated,
‘cause I got a night job instead.

Sleeping while workaday jerks
work their days away
instead staying wide awake
plotting my next bold move
writing my next masterpiece
and biding my time,
by stealing office supplies.

Henry Rollins
would be proud of me

Even if Dad isn’t.

This is the grave yard shift
and each hour
now hangs heavy over head
while the whole world
wailed on just beyond
the office window.

The sun’s coming up on St Kilda
Shedding light on its screams and cries.

So with a quiet smile
with foggy eyes in half light
with a craft knife
with the last album cover
now cut out
leaving the faintest of scars
as lines carved
across this work desk’s
dead of night.

I had a moment.

A
I-know-I-was-meant-to-be-doing-this
type of moment
transcendent
when life looks
like a zoom-pulled
close-up shot
tight in-focus
and well framed
picture yourself
perfectly composed
and right where
you want to be.

I'm making CDs of poetry
each one like a promise
on the last hour
of the last shift
before the next trip,
the new tour begins.

I quit my day job

Made poetry my main job
giving it that position
knowing it was the correct decision
that as long
as there is art to make
it's a given
this was the right choice
grave yard shifted


In a life worth living.





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This was the opener for our show 'Smarty & Randall Are Taking You For A Ride'

and yeah, like it or not, I 'm sitting at work right now typing this up.






-Peace






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Language Difficulties (formerly "Engrish") -15.12.2010

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She says because she comes from Italy,

she doesn’t speak English very well

I say because I come from Australia

I don’t speak English very well either

she doesn’t understand.

when making a suggestion

she says she wants to propose to me

I say – ‘hang on we just met’,

and ask her if Italians are always this forward

she doesn’t understand.

I say it’s a lovely night isn’t it

she says – yes it is actually a good night

I say -well I hope we are not saying good night so soon

if we have to say goodnight at all

she doesn’t understand.

yet she says she likes my eyes are green

and I don’t understand

-exactly-

what those words may mean

and I know words

having entered my fourth decade

trying to master English

I have used words

talked my way in and out of jobs

fights

friends

lovers

started strangers talking

my words have started friends crying

have talked other people out of dying

my words are all I have

but tonight

I’m a man with a hundred cans

and no can opener

she is where

I am hello very sorry excuse me nice to meeting you

needing to find out how to get please the bus is stopping

excuse me how much is the toilet

and how you can tell me that way to the one beer thank you

clever wording

and innuendo aren’t working

here

useless as my over-stacked metaphors

piled high with double meanings

self-effacing, self-sabotaging, clever remarks

stacked so high they topple over

and

the metaphor falls flatter than...

(umm)

but she is charming and adventurous and Italian

we walk around

my feet

her mouth

each step struggling

with self expression

shoulders rubbing much closer

than our comprehensions can

so few words we share

we wrestle over the use of each one

gesticulate

and baffle each other

until

real late

when I say

rather than

articulate

let me simply

demonstrate

that this

was not

the way

I wanted

to tire out

our tongues

if you know what I mean.

__________________________

-Peace

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Tonight -15/12/2010

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Tonight

desperation like a blanket
statement
covers sign blank gaze back
a bank balancing act the part
gone bad acting normally
what's wrong size fits all stop fucking
around now and would you just
'cause it's enough
normally what the fuck
and you just don't get it

much.

desperation itching skin so thin
doesn't sit well
how can you stand it
can't escape it is your own skin
wrinkled suffocating the muted grimaces
facing desolation magnificent
desperation deep as cracked
walls shifting against their will
before being bricked over
stated case you're passed by it's by the by
and why
not oh no not another other night of that
tonight

so tight up tight
fight the locked jaw like you're
really really really trying not to confess

but you are trying to confess

you will confess
to anything
anything at all

guilty
will confess to it
you're desperate
confess everything
yes
anything
yes
but
yes
just
no
please

though

don't

send

me

back

to


me


all


by


my


-self




don't want to go back there





tonight.












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-Peace












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Passed Bedtime -9/12/2010

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a night
that could have used
kindness
slowly daytime strangled

sheets that could use changing
smell of a shared bed's discomfort
sweated through and tangled
stray hair found on the pillow

reasons
piled beside
spare cushions
some borrowed
mismatched
none necessary
except for decorative aesthetic

room suffering excesses
of cleanliness
a neatness
that could use more interruption
more clutter
less floorspace,
a privacy too complete.

this room could use more sleep
now there's too much noise
outside the door
that didn't close properly


as she left.






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-Peace











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Benny Russell -4/12/2010

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You are the same as I am

you had a dream once
and still do

after a show
if only a single person
comes up and tells me
they liked what they heard
then I still dream

I still live
own myself
my life

what you call self-obsessed
I call self-possessed
so I come to you
from the other side of that line
to tell you
not to tell me
dreams don’t matter
don’t tell me you can’t do it
don’t tell me that you’re passed it
because you never mastered it
yet

so you picked up a brush once
and found out in five minutes flat
you couldn’t paint a Picasso
straight off the bat
now you say to me you can’t draw

well, FUCK YOU

because that sentiment insults the rest of us
who have dreamed we are impossible things
guess what
waking dreams don’t come easy

so I come to you
from the other side of that line
to tell you it is possible
pursuing is living that dream
and if that’s as close as you ever get
you’ve gotten a lot further
in making the attempt
than just sitting there waiting for death

I have dreamt myself as an impossible thing
an unpractical man
never been published never won a slam
here I still stand

still itching to be sticking it to the man

so
dream yourself awake
write yourself sane
fuck yourself silly
read yourself full
run yourself empty

have yourself fun
doing it

fight for what you want
take what you need
work at it until it bleeds
until the struggle heads

until you are down on your knees

still chasing that dream

make your life more than a mediocre effort
because the only other thing
life will offer after all this
is a one way trip


ending in a permanent grave yard shift.




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The penultimate piece from "Smarty and Randall Are Taking You For A Ride"




-Peace




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Fear -5/12/2010

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Can't take my eyes off her.

perched in the corner
all shiny
long legs and a lot of eyes
oh she has allota eyes.

the shape of her body
terrifies

plays on primal fears of mine
I know her kind
she devours the male
after mating

go near her
she'd move so fast
with those long legs
you'd end up
just another little bug


caught in her web.



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I have a few female friends. Some are convinced I'm not a misogynist. I never make their lives any easier.




-Peace





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They Were Just Taking You For a Ride -5/12/2010

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Thanks to everyone who came along and made yesterday a success.

The place was packed the vibe positive, the show itself for Steve and I was the culmination of many (many many) tag-team and duo reading for a whole spectrum of crowds, with many expectations. It was great to be able to finish up strong, and on home turf.

Especially thanks to my friends Alex Scott for his camera/work and Oren Gerassi for sorting out the sound, and Baz Daly for his assistance there too.

In preparing and shaping the material, 80-85% of which was new for yesterday, I want to acknowledge the advice, support and generosity of spirit of Sam Zifchak, Amy Bodossian, Meaghan Bell, Laura Smith, Alex Scott, as well as my dear housemates Matt Juers and Chris Cheeken.

And of course, Mister Steven Smart ~ the man I can't kill.

You guys... while spending more money on yesterday than I made back, with friends like you I'm a very rich man indeed.

Excepting a quick trip to Wollongong and Sydney next week, that's it for Mr $ on stage for a while, at least in this country. Though I will now blog here most of the material I've was holding for this gig. Watch this space.

Have a good summer y'all, get lots of sunshine and smiles and hugs and look forward to next year as much as I am.

Dream awake. Make your life extraordinary.

-Randall $tephens,

December 5th 2010

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-Peace








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The Night Shift -1/12/2010

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Forty push ups at sunrise

forty more done four minutes later

four nights in a row now

forecast for a nice day

for whatever that’s worth.




Forgot when you last restocked your station

fourth customer in the last forty five minutes

fortunately a nod’s enough to greet them this late-early in the day

forlorn faces looking at mine for a loophole

for the love of god there are some fuckups foraging around out there

for the grace of god I do not go... there.


Four more small tabs ripped off milk from the fridge

four cups of coffee gone cold half drunk

foremost on your mind, is stay alert

four times you thought the boss was gonna bust you asleep

force of will now all that’s keeping you awake

but when will it be 9am already




for fucks fucken sake.







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-Peace

Instigator -28/10/2010

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The kindest thing I'll say about today is,

my choice to start it off

with a 3 hour documentary on the Holocaust,

probably didn't help.

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-Peace

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Randall and Smarty Are Taking You For A Ride

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Some flyers to prmote our upcoming gig at the Dan O Connell:



After their microphones were taken away,

after the money ran out,

after using up the bar tab before going on stage,

counting the number of berets in the crowd,

getting lost on the way to Lismore,






...watching that uninsured windscreen crack get bigger and bigger (and bigger),

after talking philosophy with teenagers at the drive through,

sleeping on the platform waiting for the first train

seeing the best, and worst, performance poets in Australia,

and after visiting Wagga Wagga...








...Steve Smart and Randall $tephens have some stories to tell you.



The two poets who turned the word ‘fuckhead’ into a verb, are now bringing their sleep-deprived synergy developed on the road together back home, as the “Taking Arses and Kickin' Names” tour comes to Melbourne.

A few things will make this Dan O Connell gig special. Because this is Randall’s last Melbourne appearance before embarking on an epic two-month solo tour of New Zealand in early 2011, we’ll be passing around the hat (yes, THE hat!) to help keep him away from us as long as possible.

Also, we’re going to record the event on our brand new whiz-bang crackerjack fancy-pants recorder, for the next CD release. So come along for the chance to have the sound of your confusion, disgust and outrage immortalised in a 4 track, 24-bit 96kHz digital recording.


Tremendous. See you there!




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-Peace







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June Twenty Two (4th redux) -28/11/2010

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It found you, again.

Walking the night
in another city
you'd never been before
yet looking
like so many others
you’d been to
since June twenty-two.

The date
that you
left her.

Now this lonely planet
bookshelf blur
of single serve countries
of long forgotten lessons
from phrasebook collections
and you’ve lost count
of their exact
numbers now
how many foreign tongues
have you gotten tied with?
how much have you
misunderstood
bluffed your way through
de-creased in the map folds
the passport pages dog eared
the blank stares you’ve coffee stained
how much time lost or gained
in time zone changes?

You long ago quit counting.

Without doubt
you must have walked down
hundreds of such strips by now
stretching back further
than you can remember
but never
have you failed
to retain this date,
today’s date.

June Twenty Two.

Before then you’d never pursued
the taste of foreign food
never sought sights Saharan
Himalayan Mediterranean
metropolitan cosmopolitan
never knew the freedom
of forty eight hour friends
light but for the weight of a pack
no ball and chain holding you back
you’ve beaten back the beaten track
no home except where you hang your hat
go it alone instead of taking out a loan
no mortgage on your future
you live cash and carry
question and answer
living affirmation and hopes
reasons and regrets
right out of your system
and right around the globe.

Despite a do-before-you-die list
now carved down by half
tonight your eyes can’t help
but pave new paths
all over with old memories
your confusion
of those old feelings
too consuming
to have sustained
too childish
to have lasted
too sincere
to have survived
too real
to have forgotten
or ever really gotten over
no matter where you go
the world over.

The date eventually rolls round
three years now
since leaving after that final-fight
to go and find out she was...
wrong.

Said amongst the latter
and bitterer
blows you exchanged
she uttered, (almost a whisper)
a kind of curse
and worse
than any other thing
she tried to put on you
that June Twenty Two,

Angry tears welled in her eyes
fell defiant as she prophesised
that
for all your living
outside the box
no matter what
you won’t ever,
you would never,
now and forever
be able to find
another woman
like her.

and...

She
was wrong
about
everything.

She was wrong about everything,




except that.






__________________________








-Peace





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Known -13/11/2010

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You know
I'd do it too.

bring it all to an end
taunting you
give me a reason
one fucking reason
not to
just quit

but I know
already
you won't give me one.

so I sit back down
get to work, again
and wait
for another day


to liquidate this silence.






___________________




-Peace








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TWO SHELLS –(redux) 29/10/2010

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I'm glad that you're glad that I'm here

it was one of those
odd
one in one thousand
-odds
sort of things

we were just eggs
once
amongst thousands
of the hopeful hopeless
living lives unfertilised
waiting exposed
coasting lines
fighting random chance
the fickleness of beach sands
as a cradle
and the lap
of every wave
that did not want us


we
have hard shells


and we've held
vulnerabilities
moist
within ourselves
scaled up our skin
kept wet this way
well plated
to stay safe

only in coming together
in crossing that distance
could we trace shapes
of the faintest footprints
leading to where the land
will become a liquid
and slowly away
from shore
tides taking us out
into new realms
to explore

now

we can
learn to ocean-swim
I can
teach you my smile
you can
show me how to dive
we can
make bubbles underwater

I will
fish for your compliments
watch schools of tiny creatures
almost invisible
go scatter around our legs

we’ll float on our backs
cast shadows below
only looking back
to avoid
the occasional speedboat
buoy
or other human garbage

watch me attack waves
with my flippered limbs
splashing around like an idiot
you can show me ways
to breathe
out here
just beyond shallow

we will
lose
the smudged shore line
forget
where I left my things
get
salty all over
tread
the clear water
prune
this pale skin
find
where our fins
won't scrape the bottom
come
right out of our shells
bold
daring depths to make us cold

now we know
depths down below
know it deep
that there’s life
(there is life)
out there
in distance
liquid
and it’s fragile
and colourful and poisonous
and fast and deadly dangerous
and it was ours
for a few hours
before our darwinian amphibian swim
had to come
back in

for
sure
inspite what we learnt
we become reserved

because still
we know deeper down
when back on dry ground
we’ll need then

these hard shells



once again.




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-Peace





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In Short -25/10/2010

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Alone in a house

dark and empty

the only light on here

is mine.

Writing

out of control

and wished

in so many words

that I was.

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-Peace

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Incendiary Remarks (redux) -20/10/2010

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Cracked lips
myself to blame
matches slipped
with eyes aflame.

Reflected light
a smoky night
and I am a little,

thirsty now.

But we don't
need no water...

Not on this side
of the river.

The smile of mine
only a little guilty
meanwhile I find
their looks are just plain filthy.

Cast from over there
and ah fuck it
can just let 'em glare.

it's all my side your side
food hand bitten,
and some wounded pride.

they'll bitch and they'll moan
and that's well enough
I'll leave them alone.

So cliche as they say -live, and learn

though had no idea
how much I'd enjoy


watching that fucking bridge, now burn.


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"well, I'll admit watching it burn wasn't exactly tragic..."
~ Garak, Deep Space Nine




-Peace










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Strange Famous -19/10/2010

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I wanted to shake my idol's hand,

while shaking an instinctive need
to quickly snatch my hand back
for fear that this contact
would linger too long
and b-b-become
uh,
um yeah ...y'know like ah aw-awkward.

I wanted to shake his hand
long enough to look him in the eye
while telling him he helped me
make sense of senseless times
living the lie, life more ordinary
when only the sound of his music
helped me sooth it,
stop me from losing it
and that that song I Keep Moving
I kept playing it
over and over to get through it.

Words turned walls into doors
now I too get out on tours
and I got fans just like you,
if uh, well uh, okay,
maybe really only like a few.

So I said hi said thanks said cool,
and wanted to say to Sage then
that he first inspired me to pick up a pen
after years spent
as a dormant doormat to begin again
when my life was lying broken
he inspired me to go for broke


But I don't.


'cause I'm as self conscious
as he is
and don't want to come across
as some salivating fan
even though that's exactly what I am
aping his appearance
having half his work memorised
and always evangelise
all my friends about him
at any chance given.

Yeah nah~

It would have been an awful lot to articulate
during one late night post show sweaty hand shake
and also an unfortunately, awkwardly intense way
to start a conversation
with someone
whom you don't actually know.

It's probably a little too undignified
telling this guy
his words changed my life
swear that he's saved that my life
or that,
He's the reason
I'm doing
what I'm doing
today.

Besides,


He probably gets that all the time.







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Randall $tephens

1980 -2010

(it's been a pleasure)




-Peace




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Under the Covers with Randall #1: The 'Mad as Hell' speech from Network

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Back in August my friends and I did a two-set feature for Brunswick Hotel’s Passionate Tongues, paying tribute to film, poetry and music that has been either influence or inspiration. One of my goals for the event was to encourage others to seek out the artists work themselves and share the joy I’ve received from exposure to it. To extend on that idea, I thought it would be now helpful to compose a blog entry here to give you that resource.

Not to make any assumptions I’ve written each assuming you know nothing about any of the artists, and explain how I came about them myself. Where relevant I’ve included bios written by the artists themselves. I’ve links to YouTube have been included wherever I could find the original material, as well as links to whatever projects or resources they have available to share.

We performed a total of 21 pieces that night by as many different artists. I was originally going to attempt covering it all in two blogs, but it’s just gotten too long. I know while you’re out there browsing, it’s better to keep a thing bite sized, and that’s what Tales Told by an Idiot is all about.

Part 1:



The “Mad as Hell” Speech from Network –
Written by Paddy Chayefsky (performed by Peter Finch)

(click here to view)

Network sits in my top ten all time favourite films. For me it’s the archetypical movie of the 1970s Hollywood’s pre-blockbuster golden age. The powerful writing and acting have lost none of their power or relevance, the film still delivers on its bitter cynical, radical and brilliantly conceived of the entertainment industry and consumer culture. This speech delivered so deftly by Peter Finch is only one of the dozen plus great monologues in the piece.

The film is easy to find on DVD.
More info: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074958/

I thought it was a good note to start the night off on. The monologue progressively but rapidly builds to this crescendo of legitimately righteous outrage, as opposed to any great ideological truth. For me, Chayefsky’s words spoke to my notion that one’s desire for change should be personal and motivated by your own indignation, no matter your well-intentioned political leanings.

There was an added synergy for me in opening with a bit of Network. Just as I wanted to use this gig to help other discover new, previously unheard sources of oratory, Network in turn was a film I discovered inadvertently, the sole reason I knew of it or had a reason to watch it in the first instance was only because I’d seen it imitated in Weird Al Yankovic’s UHF (another favourite film of mine).

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Well, that's one down, twenty more to go.

Next time: My Town -Buddy Wakefield






-Peace

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