Thursday, March 8, 2012

Thou Dost Protest Too Much -09/03/2012

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the mike stand just keeps drooping
no matter what the singer does

he tries tightening screws
making gentle adjustments
other positions
and that stands just droops
languid

third time he makes a face
someone starts giggling
and the band laughs
and the crowds laughs
and my friends laugh
and I find myself
saying hey
that ain't funny man
'cause y'know-

there's alotta folks in here
and that's a lot of pressure to perform
and sometimes mike stands
just can't stay up
and the more pressure you apply
the worse it goes
and that's just how it is
and there's nothing wrong with that mike stand
and give this poor piece of equipment a break
and...

it's hot in here
crowded
sweaty
and all a sudden


way too quiet




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-Peace




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Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Sweetalkers February -THIS SUNDAY!

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In February we’re packing in more talent than you can poke a $10 note at (as blunt a device as that is). This month we have for you four very diverse performers, united under the theme of: people we should hear doing spoken word in Melbourne more often.


1/6 (One Six)



African-Australian Hip Hop Artist 1/6 makes his second-ever foray into a Capella, after his amazing 2009 debut at Wordplay. Born in Australia but raised and schooled in Namibia, 1/6 has emerging as one of Aussie hip hops freshest talents.

Now based in Melbourne, 1/6 boasts regular appearances with respected groups Illzilla, Public Opinion Afro Orchestra, The Mega Horns, Polo Club, Black Jesus and his crew Pang Productions, and was recently the recipient of the Hilltop Hoods initiative, giving him a grant towards his first solo album.


One Six Freestyle Live StrictlyOZ Kiss FM 2011

if you are not seeing a playable video window click here for a direct link

You can also listen to a podcast of his appearance at Wordplay in 2009 by clicking here




LAURA JEAN MCKAY



Another Wordplay veteran (yes, we steal ideas from the best here at Sweetalkers, including Wordplay’s blurb on her: “Her performances are an enchanting and chaotic mix of cabaret, short story reading, song, spoken word, and high-level wrongness”). We’ve wrestled her away from finishing her short story collection to come tell us a thing or two.

Laura has published in Best Australian Stories, Sleepers Almanac and The Big Issue. An Asialink literature residency to Cambodia led to an MA in Creative Writing at the University of Melbourne (see video below) . In 2011 she won the Alan Marshal Short Story award and was shortlisted for the 2011 Whitemore Press Poetry Manuscript prize.

The Cyclo Men of Phnom Penh -(written by Laura Jean McKay)

if you are not seeing a playable video window click here for a direct link

Check out her website at: www.laurajeanmckay.com



ANDY JACKSON



Andy is one of my very favourite Melbourne poets, back fresh from India, where he recently completed an Asialink residency, exploring medical tourism, and performing at poetry events over there. He doesn’t sing, shout or stage dive but speaks simply and beautifully, writing poetry about bodies, identities and the indefinable.

He has performed at the Australian Poetry Festival in Sydney, Queensland Poetry Festival, and the Newcastle Young Writers Festival. His collaborative performance with puppeteer Rachael Guy was awarded the City of Yarra Award for Most Innovative Work at the 2009 Overload Poetry Festival (see video below). His first full-length collection of poems – Among the Regulars - was shortlisted for the Kenneth Slessor Prize in 2010.

Ambiguous Mirrors - collaboration with Rachael Wenona Guy

If you are not seeing a playable window above click here




SOPHIA DACY-COLE



Sophia Dacy-Cole. 20 something, hopeless romantic. Poet, artist and occasional activist. Studying an honours in fine arts as a backup plan while she waits for the anarchist revolution. Has edited for and been published in numerous student publications around Victoria. Sometimes at the same time. Has organised and performed in gigs around Victoria, Canberra and Nimbin. Is looking at starting up a slightly more queer centric gig soon, so look out for that.

Will probably fall in love with anyone who stands still long enough.

Looks much sexier on real life than in this video (of her 8 minute set as a Nimbin finalist)


~and likewise you will also fall in love with her words ~ probably happen as soon as you hear them.

Sophia is at the heart of the reason I started organising Sweetalkers ~she's one of the people I've been lucky enough to see in my travels that most Melbournians haven't. So help me help you fix that and be there Sunday!


We're mixing literature and street, brain food and braggadocio, veteran and beginner, men and women, black and white, good and evil, us and them, young and old, positrons and electrons, and maybe even a few neutrons too if you're good and well behaved.



8pm (starting time, doors open 7.30)

The Bendigo Hotel –Collingwood
125 Johnston Street

(uh, Collingwood)

with your lovable MC Randy Old Man Randall Stephens


more info:

click here for the facebook event page

or: https://www.facebook.com/groups/sweetalkers/


Saturday, February 4, 2012

Saying Hello to My Little Friend -05/02/2012

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a lot of guys
say I have the coolest shirt
it has Scarface
shooting

a lot of guys
come up to me
spark smiling conversation
we swap Tony Montana lines
like old friends

never any girls though
...but a lot of guys
who know the difference
between Stallone
and Pacino

and a lot of times
I wish girls
were more like guys
or guys
could be girls
who know lines
from Scarface


because seriously, it's a lot of guys.











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(photo by Silvana Cuni)








-Peace







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Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Loading Zone -01/02/2012

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had to hold my tongue
like it was a mop and the laundry was flooding

keep tears out my eyes
like they were a promise not to break

and with airport luggage between us
I had to say goodbye to her
trying not to load those words
with more weight


than she could carry on.





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-Peace






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Wednesday, January 25, 2012

'STRYA - January 26th

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Yes - I am going to think you're a moron if I see you wrapped in an Australian flag

no - that doesn't mean I hate this country
or anyone in it

anyone at all

yes - I think this is a wonderful country
to live in

and no
I don't think it's at all ironic
to use the very freedom given to you
in a free and democratic society
just to point out it's many shortcomings

I think
that is actually the point of having freedom

and you're missing it
when you clothe yourself in symbols

Freedom belongs in this country
but not to this country
it came here
like everything and everyone came here
it is struggling here

Freedom is still trying to assimilate here

you can invade a place
to turn back every other boat
but you cannot own a land
that washes you away at a whim

you can wrap a flag around your flab
carve five stars on your back
but you can't claim sovereignty
over a sky


and - yes
I will think you a moron, if you try











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Happy invasion day. I wasn't born here, I don't feel guilty for living here... I'm just a little embarrassed by some of my co-inhabitants, is all.







-Peace






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Thursday, January 19, 2012

'A Bullet Between the Eyes of Every Panda That Won't Screw to Save its Species' -20/01/2012

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chomp at the bit off sentence
swallowing down the urge
to tell you- go fuck yourself
that seems so imperative now
knowing it may not seem so important
tomorrow

know this from experience
inside out a simmering stomach
a flexing jaw
clenched face knuckle dance
on an every-ready keypad
breathing a fire
that might burn me
back draft

once I calm down

so I hold back
from punching you in the opinion
planting my flag in your eye socket
to send you home so sorry
you ever dared fuck with me
stop short
shit eating the grin
of a bigger man

I've one man paraded down
enough years of my own wreckage
to know I couldn't continue
down that path

and you can
call it wisdom
or cowardice
call it patience
prudence
maturity maybe
not to mouth off
give as good as I get
say something I regret

but right now
you deserve big face-fulls of me
I think
and kinda just wish we'd met



when I still lived my rough edges






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-Peace










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Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Randall Reads Erotic for Little Raven Publishing -19/01/2012

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Recently I've fallen in with a mob called Little Raven, a Melbourne-based publisher of erotic short stories, novels, poems audio books and comics, who have been doing some great spoken word/storytelling gigs around town.





This week I'm their featured artist, with an audio recording of Except for 'Architecture in Helsinki' (text below) To listen to the recording click here



And check out the rest of their website, including recordings by other great authors here

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Except For "Architecture In Helsinki"


with your cats watching us

with your glasses on
with one of my boots still on
with your shoes staying on
with the doors
remaining unlocked

when the next-press of the snooze button
could not be more than mere seconds away
when you are trying, so hard, to continue talking
(normally)
with your friend on the phone
when you're already half way out the car door
when I really do have so much work to get done tonight
when no other cars have pulled up next to us
at the lights
when we pass that big empty park
near my parents’ place

with
someone wondering where we got to
the belt buckle still getting in the way
my thumb sitting in your mouth
and some annoying indy music on
in the background
anything that is except
"Architecture in Helsinki"
'cause that could really kill
any adequate blood supply
where it may be needed

without any restraints on volume
without having ever made it past the lounge floor
without being sure
your friend in the next room over
is really asleep yet
without walls any more solid or substantial
than the thin excuses used
in getting us back here
far away from the many possibilities
for well-behaved cowardice
without me
failing to notice how suddenly you were looking
in another direction
when I was looking
in your direction
without you
getting away with that, one last time.

and with you now
busily making that obligatorily-offered cup of tea
or coffee
I was ostensibly invited in for
but that neither of us really
(really)


really wanted.




















-Peace









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Sunday, January 15, 2012

Messages -16/01/2012

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Language;
the greatest thing we have achieved
in our mammalian two minutes to midnight
the very first
most diverse
yet highly refined technology
we possess
a medium to transform thought
into message

language
also stands us up knife-point
between hope and despair
showing us the best
and worst
of our species

though they speak different languages
when people want to understand
one another
they will, somehow

though also, somehow
should two people
not wish to listen to one another
even when sharing the same language
communication becomes impossible

we talk our ammunition out
at each other
accusations fire
from the barrel
of personal injustice
banners of our outrage
we speak our sides our teams
our rights to our things
talk the debts we are owed
and the damages done to us

I once broke another man's nose
with a balled up fist
but that bloody injury
is pale against the pain
knowing I've caused on others
with sounds out my mouth
for the troubles they took
in how they listened

we can make words hurt

and between us
we've talked barrels of ink
back and forth
said clouds against mountains
monologued on shared orgasm
accused our own deities
described minute to the infinite
we've spoken pointed fingers
into blunt instruments

I've seen the finger-jammed ears
of those mouthing questions
they'd rather not have answered back
and the fumbled friction
of two continents
trying to be an island

I have learned
how to make myself heard
and I have learned
how to say anything

occasionally though
when I can be quiet
I now hear the gaps
between us,

hear them just enough
to know that


I have not yet learned how to listen.







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Need to say that the whole 'two languages/understood v not listening/understanding' concept from the third & fourth stanzas is a paraphrase of something James Cameron said on the Avatar blu-ray.

Though it probably beggars mentioning as 'borrowing' ideas is that man's specialty, so not going to lose sleep over that, and I've simply used it as a springboard to coalesce some stuff that's been rattling around my head these past few days, with enough originality to justify it.

Not to dis James Cameron either, huge fan.





-Peace


















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Thursday, January 12, 2012

Sweetalkers January 2012, THIS SUNDAY!!!

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We're kicking off 2012 with yet another all star cast of spoken word artists, to make you laugh, break your heart, and raise the bar on their craft. Check it out:


CANDY ROYALLE



The Sydney poet who inspired our gig's very name, on her return to Melbourne we're pleased-as-punch to have Candy Royalle back at Sweetalkers to tell us how it is, and give us all the Royalle treatment. Check out her latest well produced video clip below:

Stories by Starlight

if you are not seeing a playable window above click here





MATTHEW JAMES



Formerly known as Mel Hughes, Matthew is a veteran of poetry tours and workshops in the US, and Matt's style is steeped in the American slam tradition, whilst somehow transcending it's formula with a unique voice, character and beautiful words.

Matthew is not only a survivor of New York City, but more impressively, Adelaide too, and will very soon be launching a book at Collected works.





AMY BODOSSIAN




Another Adelaide survivor, Amy Bodossian fuses music, poetry, props and frizzy hair into... well, something that defies definition in any conventional sense of the word, or unconventional sense either.

I know that doesn't make sense. Amy wouldn't be so sure. The best way I can think to describe her is: someone whose been driven crazy by being the last sane person left on Earth, now trying to explain why back to us. It gets intense, sexy, poignant, and really funny.

She's been on spics and specs and won a tonne of awards and is proabaly going to mad at me for not using more info from the bio I demanded she send me. Meanwhile have a squiz at this clip from her 2011 show Plegm Fatale:

You're the One

if you are not seeing a playable window above click here





EMBER FLAME



Ember Flame is a burlesque dancer and writer who fuses silky words and rhythms in her unique brand of poetry. Telling her tales through different characters, from a whistle-blowing fairytale princess to an office girl who finally gives in to her jungle rhythms, these modern ballads offer hope for transformation with lots of hot, heart-powered seduction. Part commentary, part confession, Ember strips to the soul, often revealing some of society's hidden parts along the way.

I saw her perform her first purely-spoken word set in Sydney on my last trip there and just melted. Like a candle. Seriously, I used to be taller before I met her. Sweetalkers is honoured, humbled and just simply -really fucking excited- to have Ember do the feature for us.


This is one gig you don't want to miss. Because I don't either I'll be on door, so as to just sit back and watch, so finally...





...working his way up through the cutthroat Sweetalkers ranks, starting humbly as feature to co-organiser to flyer-putter-up guy to door-bitch, now finally usurping me as MC for this month, will be poet laureate of planet Earth: STEVE SMART


Yep, January in Melbourne just got a lot hotter folks, we'll see you and you'll see us tomorrow at:

The Bendigo Hotel
125 Johnston Street
Collingwood
7.30pm

$10 entry, $5 burgers, $10 jugs (Collingwood Draught)














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-Peace






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Sunday, January 8, 2012

Black Book -09/01/2012

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Thumbs through his black book
for crumbs
though it's not actually black
nor a book
or a list
of options very likely

it's a few too few to name
on speaking terms with
a three ring circus of
badly juggled balls
old tricks unfunny
and antiquated cruelty
that he's already called on
too many times before

it's a shortlisted transcript
of misanthropic entropy
spiraling reductionism
circling around a drain
of hands-in-his-pockets
obstinancy
and notated misogyny

it's hoping to think his way out of
a room with a phone that won't ring
a staring contest with a weekend
that won't blink

his black-book a band aid
covering the scrape of waking up
a daze into weeks
wondering
where did everybody go?

it's end result gestalt of
he doesn't-need-nobody
turning bodily on it's head
to where instead
nobody needs him

so he thumbs for crumbs
through that black book
though it's not actually black
nor a book
really just a blank space
where he got stuck


and now needs to turn a page.









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-Peace









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