When I shut down
as I held the door open for her
what I really wanted to say
to this stranger
was something like-
"I like your arse,
can I please wear it as a hat?"
Instead of that
the more conventional-
"oh after you"
comes out my mouth
with a big smile
which she returns
before walking away
in that translation,
I get lost.
Rather than embedding a video of Randall tsk tsk'ing Philemon for not in turn having a better video for him to link to, let's go look at a link leading to samples of Philemon's actual music:http://www.soundcloud.com/philemonmusic
And for more info on Philemon, please check out and like:
and then there's me, and I'm pretty good too, an' stuff:
RANDALL STEPHENS AS YOUR MC
(because fuck you and why the hell not). This will probably one of my very-last live performances for quite some time, apropos:
So yeah, next Tuesday at the John Curtin Hotel, 29 Lygon Street Carlton
$10 entry / or $8 for MPU members, speaking of which:
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