Tire of reading your bad grammar,
Read too many times in text,
A person referring to themselves,
With a lower case ' i '.
Should not put themself,
In the lower case,
There are millions of mediocre men,
To do that for you.
When you write 'I',
Use the capital I,
Your life, a capital enterprise,
You should always be a capital I and be an eye-full,
Don't sell yourself short with bad grammar.
Be that I that needs a capital!
You’re the big letter!
You need a shift key,
You need a caps lock,
Look, you might even need to be printed in bold!
To take that much effort over yourself.
Being a word for 'You',
Belongs in the uppercase my friend,
So don’t talk yourself down.
When saying ‘I’ speak of yourself,
As if talking in capitals;
BECAUSE I DO!
Yeah baby, the flagship is back with a little more punch-tuation, AND MORE CAPITALS THAN EVER. Grrrr...