can we stop saying things are gay
as a negative thing
stop saying things are gay
unless they are gay
if you tell me a movie is gay
how am I to know if we’re talking about
Brokeback was definitely gay
and it was great
while Transformers 2
...well I didn’t know what the hell it was
but it probably wasn’t gay
and definately wasn't great
look, all I’m saying is
you’re messing with my language
don’t mess with me
or my language
I’m old and confused
and need my language to have its exactitude...
know what I mean?
my language is like an instrument,
can’t have gay-ness undefined hanging around my language,
or my instruments...
instruments maybe kinda, like tools...
and tools can be...
what do you mean
everything is gay all of a sudden
your day at work was gay,
that film was gay (not that again!),
that dude was so gay
(okay well maybe he was, shit I dunno)
but I do know that not everything is gay
I’ve narrowed down the definition
to two things:
one- homosexual people,
and two-to be extremely happy
and think about it,
this may not be casual coincidence~
who do not have to put up with women
who do not have to put up with men
are much more likely
to be extremely happy.